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A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came back from fishing after getting up really early that morning and took a nap. While he slept, the wife decided to take the boat out.

She was not familiar with the lake, so she rowed out and anchored the boat, and started reading her book. Along comes the Game Warden in his boat, pulls up alongside the woman's boat and asks her what she's doing?

She says, "Reading my book." The Game Warden tells her she is in a restricted fishing area and she explains that she's not fishing.

To which he replied, "But you have all this equipment. I will have to take you in and write you up!"

Angry that the warden was being so unreasonable, the lady told the warden, "If you do that, I will charge you with rape."

The warden, shocked by her statement, replied, "But I didn't even touch you."

2007-09-08 09:30:00 · 23 answers · asked by MYKLIA G 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

To which the lady replied, "Yeah, but you have all the equipment!"

2007-09-08 09:30:48 · update #1

23 answers

Hehehe that told him, never mess with a woman when she relaxing

Have a star

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2007-09-09 03:07:34 · answer #1 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1 0

Bonjour madam

lol

heres one for you:
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBreast will cost £499 to £599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.


lol

aurevoir

2007-09-09 08:59:19 · answer #2 · answered by jam 5 · 0 0

Lol now thats what I call original,at last something diffrent watch out some one else dont pinch it,have a star.

2007-09-08 11:52:10 · answer #3 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1 0

Excellent
Touche'

2007-09-08 09:44:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Does He?

Hee Hee Hee, Good One.

2007-09-08 09:42:36 · answer #5 · answered by Oel Pezlo 3 · 1 0

Hahahahhahaaaaaa, peeing my pants here hun, brill, fantastic and a new one to me, loved it sweet cheeks.

2007-09-08 12:04:53 · answer #6 · answered by smila 6 · 1 0

LMSUIAO OHHH There's something just not right wrong about that ain't there

2007-09-10 05:58:48 · answer #7 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0 0

Gotcha, well maybe not.
Good joke and a star for you.

2007-09-08 10:35:26 · answer #8 · answered by CARL B 4 · 1 0

OH! That was really funny!! Quick thinking on her part!!

2007-09-10 06:22:54 · answer #9 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0 0

lmfaooooooooooooooooo . its hilarious lol

cheers and thnx for the laughter . loved the joke lol .

it was new one for me

2007-09-08 09:39:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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