Way back in prehistoric times, did the cavemen come to realize they could create pleasure sexually with a woman? Did they try it with other cavemen first? Or on animals? I'm sure nobody knows for sure, but I'm earnest for some amusing responses.
2007-09-08 06:06:17 · 21 answers · asked by Brad 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
First for many centuries they simply crushed up leaves, made lotion, and found a quiet corner of the cave with some drawings of cavewomen on the walls and pleasured themselves.
It was very rare for cave people to have sex because of their stench. The cavewomen would never let the cavemen touch them, but then many thousands of years later alcohol was invented and was used to lower the cavewomen's resistance to a caveman's sexual advances.
This behavior is deeply ingrained in our genetic code and can be observed by even the most amateur anthropologist at a local bar or night club :)
2007-09-08 06:16:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I suppose the same way they knew to breathe in and out, it was a natural response to the instinctive insight that humans have. Just like walking or using your fingers along with your apposable thumb to pick up things or whatever else. Probably the girl had to pee and the guy saw that pretty pink thing down there and started getting a stiffy, so since guys tend to think with that head anyway, his ding dong probably just pulled him right to her hoo haw and then the rest is history.
2007-09-08 06:19:03 · answer #2 · answered by doc 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well.. the animals woulden't sit still long enough and us women were to busy pmsing.. so they went to necreophilia.. oh yeah it was great.. so great that the cavemen brought the bodies back to the cave and did them in there.. Well after awhile the bodies began to stink and well.. the women were getting a lil curious and the rest is history..
2007-09-08 06:11:38 · answer #3 · answered by omg rain is wet 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Humans have instinct, even though many people today use less of it because humans have books to explain how things work. Just like when a child discovers masturbation, humans experimented. It was easier in those days because the humans did not have any expectations.
2007-09-08 06:13:12 · answer #4 · answered by SuziChi 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, first they watched the fish do it, but that didn't look like any fun. And then they watched the bugs do it, but they couldn't figure out what the bugs were doing because they were so small. Then they watched the chimps doing it and having lots of fun, and we've been having wild monkey sex ever since!
2007-09-08 06:14:48 · answer #5 · answered by triviatm 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
well back then, sex wasn't just for pleasure, it was for one reason only, to create a child. When god put adam and eve on the earth, he gave them the knowledge, they needed, to reproduce, because in the beginning god needed them to populate the earth. i don't even know whats become of the world today, all people care about is money and sex. it's sad really.
2007-09-08 06:15:29 · answer #6 · answered by natalie 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Like the old Reeses Peanut Butter Commercials.
Hey!! You got your Chocolate in my Peanut Butter!!!
2007-09-08 06:12:38 · answer #7 · answered by LastCall 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sex is just a natural instinct. Just like babies know to suck on nipples to eat after they are born. That kind of information is engrained in our genes.
2007-09-08 06:13:02 · answer #8 · answered by justask23 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They saw what the dinos did and said, Hey!!! Unga unga unga Haa!
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2007-09-08 06:12:03 · answer #9 · answered by Tellin' U Da Truth! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try P&S. You'll get waaaay more amusing responses.
2007-09-08 06:09:20 · answer #10 · answered by . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋