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hmm...umm...ok, here goes. god doesn't cause bad stuff to happen, so satan must have broken your cup...

yes, that's it. satan broke your cup, because he wants you to be unhappy. god doesn't really do anything but watch, so he's kind of like those guys in the marvel universe the "watchers". have you heard of those guys?

did this convince you?

2007-09-08 06:18:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Sh*t happens. This isn't a perfect world, in spite of there being a perfect, benevolent God. All indications point to the reality that God wants us to live and figure things out on our own. Also, could God be trying to teach you a lesson?

2007-09-08 05:10:22 · answer #2 · answered by Keep On Trucking 4 · 0 0

an consumer-friendly. A benevolent God promises no longer in user-friendly terms good themes, in spite of the undeniable fact that the skill for human beings to discern good from undesirable. A malevolent God creates in user-friendly terms slaves. hence, the benevolent God helps human beings the two to verify no remember if pineapple is positioned on pizza AND no remember if this way of selection is "good" or "undesirable."

2016-10-10 04:54:02 · answer #3 · answered by luse 3 · 0 0

In your next incarnation, you will be a potter, making perfect espresso cups, and have a houseful of them! It's only fair.

2007-09-08 05:08:50 · answer #4 · answered by auntb93 7 · 3 0

Your espresso cup is with god in heaven now, by his right hand, with a biscotti to dunk in it.
he loves espresso

2007-09-08 05:25:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Don't be bummed out; god called your espresso cup to be with him. This is a good thing.

It would be impertinent to question his timing or motive.

2007-09-08 05:15:21 · answer #6 · answered by Robert K 5 · 2 0

I'm sorry, did you say benevolent? Where on Earth did you get that idea? He can't even fix amputees, or, if my suspicions are correct, He CAN fix them but He refuses to. If you spot benevolence anywhere in there, please be sure to let me know. I'm all ears.

2007-09-08 18:24:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Your espresso cup must have done something sinful in order to be smitten like that... it must have deserved it... lol

2007-09-08 05:12:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

That is the saddest thing I heard all day. I will ask St. Starbucks to pray on your behalf.

2007-09-08 05:11:21 · answer #9 · answered by Pangloss (Ancora Imparo) AFA 7 · 2 0

And me Evan B.another disaster.

2007-09-08 05:08:58 · answer #10 · answered by joe 6 · 0 0

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