What is the funniest thing your dog has ever done?

Answer 1

Rolled over whimpering when tomato ketchup was accidentally shaken on him. I guess he thought he was bleeding?

Answer 2

She suprises me every day! Her smiley, naughty personality is why I picked her at the rescue centre!
But one habit she has is doing her business in the most embarrassing places, and when you've run out of poo bags!
One time she squatted over someone's driveway and started going before I could pull her off. However, it wasn't just normal poo- it was pure liquid and created a huge puddle. I couldn't pick it up and just had to leave it there! I think the rain washed it off after a while but there was still a stain there weeks later.
And for some reason, whenever we go to town or somewhere crowded she goes about 10 times! After a while I run out of bags and once at a local show I had to knock on someone's door and get a carrier bag from them after she did something quite disgusting (which was probably the 3rd time she'd been) outside on the pavement in front of everyone.
I think it might be me actually- I just recalled my cat, woody. I bought the cats some catnip and they ate some. I didn't think anything of it until later that evening I noticed a horrible smell in the room he was in. I searched but found nothing. I thought I'd check the litter tray in the bathroom, and when I switched on the light I could not believe my eyes. He had gone in the bath and flicked it everywhere! It was like he'd just exploded! It was all up the tiles and he'd walked it back into the bedroom. I went back and on closer inspection he was plastered in it- the catnip must have upset him.

Answer 3

Well it wasn't funny at the time but looking back on it I can laugh. We used to have a poodle when I was growing up. One day we were having new windows put in, there were just gaps for a few hours which meant the dog could run in and out from the lounge to the garden, he was having a whale of a time.

The new windows went in and he came bounding up the garden totally oblivious straight into the glass, we were all horrified as he knocked himself out. After a quick trip to the vet he was given the all clear, he was just a little dazed.

A few months later he fell asleep under the back wheel of my dad's car, the vet couldn't fix that one, I cried for about a month solidly and called my dad a murderer.

Answer 4

Where do I begin
Years ago we had an oven that was close to the floor.
It was xmas day but me & hubby were working nights.
Forgot about turkey in oven
Got in next morning to find turkey plate on floor with carving knife & fork still on the plate 2 stuffed dogs lying on kitchen floor.
Also learnt how to open freezer door so we swapped the door over 2 days later they'd cracked it. So had to put 14lb wieght to door.
Latest one is the laundry/slipper fairy it was so funny when she was a tiny puppy with her head stuck in my slipper walking around the front room trying to get her head out.
Also so when she ate a place mat then ended up with it over her head as a fancy collar.
It makes me laugh to watch her chase birds she has gone plop into a local lake while trying to chase a wagtail.

Answer 5

Here we go then.....my little Yorkshire Terror....Eli....is the ultimate sod.....!
Since he moved in three years ago, on one occasion I had cavity wall insulation put in and the engineers said they needed to put an air-hole through to the outside for ventilation reasons, for when I replaced my fire, which they duly did. They fitted a vent over the hole which I then removed, to decorate underneath it. I left it to dry and went to work. When I returned home, I walked through the living room and something caught my eye,,,dead in the middle of the room, was this strange mountain of something....on closer inspection it was my cavity insulation, which Eli had spent all day removing from inside the wall, which he accessed through the open vent.
On another occasion, I passed eight ten pound notes to my partner, which I owed him. He was sat on the settee at the time with Eli stood by his side. My partner folded the notes in half and proceeded to place them in his back pocket, or he would have done if the little one had not snatched them from his hand and legged it through the open door, out into the street and down the road. My partner stood at the top of the drive turning the air blue whilst I went screaming down the road after him...he turned into the road and stopped the traffic in both directions, which soon piled up as the road is busy. I belted after him and followed him into a neighbours garden, where he then dumped on their lawn, still holding the money in his mouth.
Another time when I returned home after an evening out...I went into my living room and screamed....my room was totally trashed.....Eli and his mate Chalky (my partners dog) had been into the bathroom and got hold of a big roll of cotton wool...taken it downstairs and completely shredded it and spread it everywhere. then they went back and fetched the sponge and tore that to pieces and distributed that all over the room...they just didnt give a sh*t...and neither could we cos they did the same with all the toilet rolls as well........X

Answer 6

Loads of things that only I would find adorable cos I love them. My dogs are the best, most adorable, most funny, most wonderful dogs in the world. But then I think I'm a tad biased!!!

Answer 7

We had a dog when my daughter was little. He passed away 11 years ago. But anyway, our daughter had a huge stuffed Dino the Dinosauer and our dog "loved" that stuffed animal to the point that he liked to jump on it (if you know what I mean!!). We kept the stuffed animal upstairs in her bedroom. We came home one day and it was laying in the living room downstairs. The dog apparantly was loving it and his collar got stuck on a large ribbon around the dinosauer's neck and he couldn't get loose. He was laying next to the stuffed animal in the living room. He had to drag it down the steps because he was attached to it. It was hilarious!!!! We threw the Dino out after that little episode!!

Answer 8

I came out of the bedroom one morning and saw an unopened bag of dog munchies on the floor next to the computer. When my wife got up I asked if she was going to give Bear a treat but forgot.She didn't know what I was talking about until I told her what I had found. She started to laugh and said "that's what he was trying to tell me!" We were remodeling our kitchen and one of the counters was away from the wall giving access to the inside from the back. He took the bag of munchies carried them upstairs and began poking my wife in the side to tell her he want one. He finally gave up and left the bag on the floor.

Answer 9

He is only 10months old hes a lab starting to get randy he was over the field when another dog came along (lab) and he went over started licking her realised it was a girl and fainted he was lying on the grass staring at her!!!!

You had to be there!!!!!!

Answer 10

It's not side-splittingly funny, but my little Staffordshire Terrier sometimes has moments where she'll stand and "talk" to someone with a variety of woo's and roo-oo's and it's just so funny. You really need to see it to get the full effect though.

Answer 11

i was bored and i went to play in the kitchen with my rottweiler lucy. shes an old dear lol. i had them laser light things. ever heard of them? its a little red light that goes through anything. i think. anyway i put the red light directed at a cupboard door. lucy ran after it and accidently ran into the cupboard trying to getit! haha.. good times. :)