THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST,
I CANNOT SEE, I CANNOT P*E
I CANNOT CHEW, I CANNOT SCR*W
MY MEMORY SHRINKS, MY HEARING STINKS,
NO SENSE OF SMELL, I LOOK LIKE H*LL,
MY BODY'S DROOPING, GOT TROUBLE PO*PING.
THE GOLDEN YEARS HAVE COME AT LAST,
THE GOLDEN YEARS CAN KISS MY A*S
2007-09-08 04:05:47 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO. You haven't reached that stage yet. You are only a spring chicken. LOL
2007-09-08 05:48:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thank goodness those problems come and go. I don't have enough energy to deal with them all at once.
The strain the stress
Lord I'm a mess
just call me home
I guess, I guess
2007-09-08 11:19:41 · answer #2 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha True
2007-09-08 14:19:51 · answer #3 · answered by 5200jenniferg 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is in it's golden years. Think I heard it 20 years ago.
2007-09-08 11:11:30 · answer #4 · answered by Dale S 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Gorgeous !!!
Very funny. You do have talent...
I must give You a star...
Thanks for the poem....
Aaron.
2007-09-08 11:25:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
true at lest I think and it is cute
2007-09-08 16:09:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and so true
2007-09-08 11:08:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
That was hilarious. hahaha
2007-09-08 13:02:07 · answer #8 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heehee
not yet I hope
2007-09-08 22:03:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA hehe heeeee.....
*star*
2007-09-08 12:52:56 · answer #10 · answered by julia❀✿ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋