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Not that I would ever do something like that...

But if you really wanted to make a point?

2007-09-08 01:39:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

18 answers

Make a cartoon about it, apparently.

2007-09-08 01:48:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9 3

1. Get one of those large glass jars, large enough to squeeze the koran into it. Drink lots of water and spend the next few days filling it with urine. Sell it on ebay as art.

2. Get a video camera. Go to a large hog farm and feed it to the hogs while video taping it. Upload video to utube.

3. Systematically rough each page with dirt, sandpaper and burn marks to give it an aged look. Take it to a book binder and have the cover rebound with pig hide. Take it to the mosque and tell them that your uncle, who recently passed away, traveled frequently and was a muslim and you thought they would like to have this antique koran.

4. Place it next to your toilet and save yourself some money by not buying tp for a few months.

but really dont you have something else to do besides a meaningless and childish display of stupidity.

2007-09-08 09:29:17 · answer #2 · answered by mudcreekfarmer 3 · 0 0

It can't be violated because it is not real or valid. Even if dogs defecated on it, it would be just like dogs defecating on the earth because the only thing that the earth and the quran have in common is that they exist.

The Quran did not come from God!

The real God does not condone "Child Molesting"

http://www.anwary-islam.com/women/pwife_aisha.htm

2007-09-08 09:21:28 · answer #3 · answered by Yanki 3 · 0 0

So why cannot you understand that you would just treat the physical object with simple normal respect, like you probably should most other books?

Any way that crosses that line would be enough.

2007-09-08 09:27:56 · answer #4 · answered by fooles.troupe 7 · 0 0

1. Put it only on the second-highest shelf.

2. Let an infidel touch it without wearing gloves.

2007-09-08 12:05:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Take a hard copy of this question.

Update your Will & medical insurance.

Go to your nearest Mosque, (don't forget to leave your shoes on) & sit quietly in the middle of the biggest room with the question in front of you.

& wait.

The answer will come to you.

.

2007-09-08 09:13:13 · answer #6 · answered by Rai A 7 · 1 1

In fact we find once again that the Qur’an actually makes a claim of preservation. There are numerous verses that make this claim, the most definitive being:

"We have without doubt, send down the message; and We will assuredly guard it(from corruption)." The Holy Qur'an, Chapter 15, Verse 9

In this verse, Allah promises that He Himself has taken on the responsibility of preserving the Qur’an. Unlike the Rabbis and Priests to whom the responsibility of preserving the previous scriptures was given, Allah is of course free of faults and perfectly able to guard His Word.

2007-09-08 08:49:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 4

You mean what's the best way to be accursed in this life?

2007-09-08 10:38:59 · answer #8 · answered by Suryadi 3 · 0 0

to try to re-write the Quran using your words not God words. those who wrote books and claim it's from God, God has prepare a great punishment in Hell.

2007-09-08 09:32:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I know, I know...Retype ever single word ...Like This, See How Annoying It Can Be To Read? It Is Really Really Annoying.

2007-09-08 08:49:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 3

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