What Should I Do?!?!?!?
2007-09-07 14:38:06 · 71 answers · asked by Never Is Forever 2 in Health ➔ Diseases & Conditions ➔ STDs
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2007-09-07 14:44:01 · answer #1 · answered by jacqueline. 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Pin Worms, they are very small and very common even in developed countries, usually from produce and infect the bowel. They deposit their almost microscopic eggs just outside the the rectum and then secrete a chemical that causes the host to scratch their butt, transmitting the eggs to the fingers and the pinworm hopes, into the mouth and through the gut of another host animal. The (get this) Scotch Tape Test is used to diagnose this problem. When your butt itches, instead of scratching it, put a piece of scotch tape on the anus, peal it off and have it examined for eggs under a microscope.
I'm serious, Scotch Tape is a real clinical test.
There are medicines that you can take to get rid of them but they are really not all that harmful, just icky and make yer butt itch. One ill effect pin worms have is they deplete your immune system. Your immune system should be fighting off infection, not pin worms.
2007-09-08 00:15:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
SCRATCH.
Heh, no. Just kidding.
Look it up on Google or something. It may be a symptom of something worse, or it could just be a random itch. Doesn't sound like anything serious though. If you really think it is, contact your doctor or someone who knows more about that stuff.
2007-09-07 14:42:59 · answer #3 · answered by AnneMarie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a paper towel and soak it with rubbing alcohol and massage it into your butt hole real good. It may burn like hell but it does wonders in stopping runaway itching. Every so often I get a fierce butt itch and hit it with the alcohol and it puts it out right away, and leaves me with a nice stinging afterglow.
2007-09-07 14:45:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try a product called "Preparation H, Anti-Itch Cream". Ask about it in your Pharmacy. Keep it clean with warm water when you bathe or shower.
2007-09-07 14:45:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull your shorts down and scoot around on the carpet like my puppy dogs do. You will not only soothe the itch, you will, also, create a new carpet design.
2007-09-07 14:46:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grandma says if it itches scratch it, then if it still itches, wash it.
2007-09-07 14:46:17 · answer #7 · answered by say_tay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm you should see how long you can go without itching it and then put poison ivy on it then see how long you can go without itching it. haha. or just be a wimp and itch it. use a fork to itch it. It is pointier
2007-09-07 18:12:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Preparation H
2007-09-07 14:45:38 · answer #9 · answered by CB 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rub some Ben Gay on it..you won't feel the itch anymore guaranteed!
2007-09-07 14:45:26 · answer #10 · answered by MC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wash the thing first. Then put some hydrocortisone 1% cream or ointment on the itchy part.
Don't forget to either wash your hands or don't bite your fingernails afterwards.
2007-09-07 14:43:56 · answer #11 · answered by Whoda thunkit? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋