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It really doesn't have to be religious, but it can be. I only need funny ones. it's for a army dinner.

2007-08-29 04:27:41 · 7 answers · asked by jd_clytn 1 in Food & Drink Entertaining

7 answers

God please bless this food we eat
though it really tastes like feet
God please bless these good times
which were heavily induced and forced by mass amounts of wine
God please bless this feast
that will help feed all these slovenly beasts
Amen.

I don't know if that helps, but this is the best i can come up with while im at work lol

2007-08-29 05:51:43 · answer #1 · answered by lauren s 2 · 0 0

You that desperate you have to post this 3 times in 3 minutes?

2007-08-29 11:40:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Over the teeth
Past the gums
Look out stomach
Here is comes

2007-08-29 11:39:23 · answer #3 · answered by Fuzzybutt 7 · 0 0

Gods neat, lets eat!

2007-08-29 11:42:17 · answer #4 · answered by KRYSTL 6 · 0 0

Good food, good meat,
Good God, let's eat!

2007-08-29 11:48:32 · answer #5 · answered by Lydia 7 · 1 0

Oh Lord,

You know the drill
We must give thanks
For food ... but please, too, bless our tanks

2007-08-29 17:36:47 · answer #6 · answered by budrow54 3 · 0 0

Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub, Yay God!

2007-08-29 11:35:49 · answer #7 · answered by JDNoland 2 · 2 0

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