Ogre: I'm Thunk, Thunk hungry. *Takes large turkey leg from lunch pale*
Vegan: Is that meat? Animals are living creatures no different than you or me.
Ogre: This turkey, turkey different from Ogre.
Vegan: No turkey is a child of the great earth consciousness. It is wrong to eat meet!
Ogre: Don't break the peace circle!
Vegan: No that turkey was a living being, a person, it had emotions, it could feel pain! It is wrong to eat sentient beings you evil merciless savages! Your are evil! An evil Ogre! You killed that poor turkey and are now feeding upon it's flesh without any remorse whatsoever! How can you live with yourself?! I curse you and hope your loin cloth will give you a rash!!!!
Ogre: It already did.
Vegan: Men weren't meant to eat meat, only salads and humus! How dare you devour the flesh of a living creature?! I will sue you and everyone you know! What do you have to say about that?!
Ogre: *Kills Vegan* Turkey for everyone!!!
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2007-08-25 12:03:32 · 10 answers · asked by Jacob 3 in Food & Drink ➔ Vegetarian & Vegan
I think it's funny ... of course vegans wouldn't. Vegans are vegetarians with their brains knocked out.
2007-08-25 14:24:53 · answer #1 · answered by Skully 4 · 2⤊ 5⤋
Not really funny.
What are you saying exactly. If I interpret this correctly you seem to be implying that those who eat meat are uneducated, ill speaking, simple minded fools who have no qualms about eating anything that moves(including people if they get the chance)
Couldn't actually figure out if you were trying to insult vegetarians or people who eat meat. Either way maybe you should be respectful of all people no matter what their food prefference.
2007-08-26 00:06:40 · answer #2 · answered by Prodigy556 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you're so threatened by vegans and vegetarians, why come into the vegan and vegetarian section?
I have never confronted someone on his or her dietary choices unless that person confronted me first.
2007-08-25 19:24:04 · answer #3 · answered by vegetable 3 · 6⤊ 1⤋
If you came here to make yourself look like a complete moron, Congatufuckinglations, you were successful.
2007-08-26 01:14:36 · answer #4 · answered by Krister 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well, what I get out of it is that meat eaters are inarticulate murderers and cannibals.
I don't know if that's funny or not.
2007-08-25 22:34:39 · answer #5 · answered by majnun99 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Krister seems to know what he is talking about
2007-08-26 02:22:24 · answer #6 · answered by salmonella_jr 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yawn...
2007-08-25 19:18:18 · answer #7 · answered by vegan&proud 5 · 7⤊ 1⤋
i like it. i'm vegetarian but i hate those people who think your pure evil if you meat or drink milk.
2007-08-25 19:19:24 · answer #8 · answered by K 4 · 1⤊ 6⤋
-Slaps you, and Ogre-.
Shove it.
2007-08-25 19:43:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
its kinda funny, with the last part.
2007-08-25 19:13:34 · answer #10 · answered by Doris 3 · 1⤊ 7⤋