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My friend keeps having blue poo's is this normal or should he go to see the doctor?

I asked him what he was eating his diet is pretty varied he has KFC, Pizza and McDonalds mostly.

Any ideas?

2007-08-23 13:59:46 · 21 answers · asked by Wayne Kerr 3 in Food & Drink Vegetarian & Vegan

21 answers

ask him if he has a blue flush block in his toilet.

if not ask him if he ate the blue flush block that was in the toilet.

2007-08-23 14:09:42 · answer #1 · answered by jim G 2 · 12 0

Nah, its normal to have blue poo on a steady diet of KFC and that other toxic garbage. Its likely plutonium poisoning-he only needs to worry if it turns bright pink.

2007-08-23 15:01:58 · answer #2 · answered by beebs 6 · 2 1

I am just cracked up by 2 of the answers.
Eating the cistern block and the poo needing poozac if it's a bit down.
Very funny!

2007-08-23 20:55:34 · answer #3 · answered by Danielle S 3 · 3 0

That's really awful - theres not many things worse than depressed poo! Ask your friend if he has tried talking to his poo? I've heard singing to sad poo helps a lot as well. And if all else fails - I suggest your friend gets his poo a prescription for poozac - this might be extreme but sometimes extreme is the only way of dealing with blue poo!!

Hope this helps!

2007-08-23 14:12:57 · answer #4 · answered by libbyft 5 · 16 1

Ashley probably drugged him. Her obsession with poo and exterminating all non-true-vegans must have ultimately led her on a mission to turn their poo blue. Watch out... you could be next.

2007-08-24 00:40:26 · answer #5 · answered by jenny84 4 · 3 1

I get blue poo when i drink Blue WKD, has he had any of that? If not i would suggest he went to the doctors.

2007-08-24 00:03:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You are quite a friend ... looking at your friend's crap or even discussing it. You must be very close.

You posted this in a good forum . . . vegans especially are really interested in scat & flatulence talk. It is the topic of dinner conversation ... colour, consistency, hard, soft . . . they love it!

I have no idea what causes this . . .but you can bet when you are talking about "poo" you will have the undivided interest of the nutters in this forum. See . . . Kate M . . .knows the answer . . . LOL!!

I think a vegan discipline is to check their dump after each meal....LOL.

2007-08-26 04:15:59 · answer #7 · answered by Skully 4 · 0 2

Well... Has he eaten anything w/ food coloring in it lately. For instance, last night my boys has delicious cupcakes with this BLUE... I mean BLUE BLUE icing. Today, their poop was stained. Grape koolaid and certain things with dye will change the color... of you poo. It's not harmful, from what I know, but it looks weird.

2007-08-23 14:08:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Never heard of 'blue poo' before, but with a diet like what you've described, it's not suprising he's ill. Tell him to see his GP or a dietician.

2007-08-23 14:10:48 · answer #9 · answered by Vicsta 3 · 2 2

If this is a joke ;-} ... if not your friend needs to get a check up. Does sound like he's full of GARBAGE with the diet you are saying he eats.
SAD

2007-08-26 06:51:37 · answer #10 · answered by Celtic Tejas 6 · 0 0

I have heard of somebody's inards bleeding from eating too much fast food, but no blue. Better see a doc on that one.

2007-08-23 15:32:57 · answer #11 · answered by smittybo20 6 · 1 1

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