Belching moose add to global warming! Will Al Gore have the loyals switch to harder liquor to avoid the same?

Question

Whine aid station http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20070822/sc_afp/sciencenorwayclimate

quote(wire)
grown moose belches out methane gas equivalent to 2,100 kilograms (4,630 pounds) of carbon dioxide a year, contributing to global warming, Norwegian researchers said Wednesday.

That is more than twice the amount of CO2 emitted on a round-trip flight across the Atlantic Ocean from Oslo to the Chilean capital Santiago
Realizing that the support of Al Gore and the liberals would quite possibly involve a large ingestion of beer on a regular basis, would it be best for the environment that Al suggest they switch to harder liquors to avoid gas emission resulting from consumption? Perhaps the use of harder liquors might make more people ameinable to the drastic amount of tax and spend schemes in the work as well as surely something like that would be needed to continue this type of "blind acceptance" of this type of emerging policy from Al and the Pelosi/Reid regime.

Answer 1

there clearly needs to be a beer tax imposed.

if you drink beer, you get "beer farts". we all know that.

farts are made of methane = bad for the environment.

my wife commented that could make it to the moon with my methane expulsion.

i apologize to her, but secretly i'm proud my skills are noticed.

some of them are great rippers.

anyway, back to the REAL issue.

having a tax on beer/hard liquor wouldn't affect the average to hardcore environmentalist.

we would have to legalize and then tax all psychotic and narcotic drugs first.

everyone knows the hippies go for these over alcohol.

edit:
john- no we really don't.

i guess were "closet enviroMENTALists" huh?

we just keep repeating the same story over and over.

only difference is this story is a fact. not a half truth, or lie used to scare people.

Answer 2

I guess we need to extend hunting season. But keep in mind its not what nature does, only those evil selfcenterd Americans and their cars.

Answer 3

Not the f****ing Moose story again! Jehosephat! You guys don't have one idea among you, do you?

Answer 4

What about farting cows?