A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be five P."
"Five P?" the man exclaimed.
He glanced at the menu and asked: "How much for a nice juicy steak
and a bottle of wine?"
"Ten P," the barman replied.
"Ten P?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this
place?"
The bartender replied: "Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied: "The same thing I'm doing to his business
down here."
2007-08-22 23:02:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke Loki.!!!
S.c.r.e.w.i.n.g the business, lol.!!!
10/10 - Cheers.!!!
2007-08-23 00:58:57 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was blooming great!
10/10 and a star for you! *
2007-08-23 07:20:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That'll learn him
v.good
2007-08-23 06:07:28 · answer #3 · answered by mark 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Star given!
Someone had better tell the owner that his business is screwed!
2007-08-23 06:54:33 · answer #4 · answered by Akilesh - Internet Undertaker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
2007-08-23 06:09:19 · answer #5 · answered by ~chez~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha worth a chuckle
2007-08-23 06:20:38 · answer #6 · answered by Tamzi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA
2007-08-23 06:43:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-08-23 08:01:25 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like. have a star for that!
2007-08-23 06:46:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, very good
2007-08-23 06:07:17 · answer #10 · answered by McHaggis Scoticus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋