5 women enter a gloomy room. The cobwebs and dust fill the room with a musty smell. The rats scurry away. The mice flee in panic as the great mirror pulsates and an eerie light eminates from it (are you scared shitless yet?)
The first woman steps forward and says Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?
Ah, your name is Teri Hatcher and I am glad to see that thou hast shed thine garments. A fairer sight I have not seen. But yet, there is one fairer than thee. (she steps back)
The next girl steps forward and says Mirror Mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?
Thou art Pamela Anderson and thy turgid nipples atop thine breasts hath stirred many a man. Indeed thou art the fairest but yet, there is one fairer than thee (she steps back).
Then a sweet naked 16 year old steps forward and says Mirror Mirror etc.
Enough, cries the Mirror. How dare you approach the great Oz? (oops wrong film).
Thy name is Judy Garland and thy body ist firm and ripe.
2007-08-22 21:33:27 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Indeed thou art the fairest of them all but there is one fairer than thee. (the girl steps back).
Fourthly another 'girl' steps forward and says Mirror Mirror on the wall etc.
Thou art Hilary Rodham (says the Mirror).
'Shall I take my clothes off now?' says Hilary.
'Noooooooooo' screams the Mirror. The rats leave the building, the spiders jump out of the window and the mice are paralysed in terror.
The Mirror shatters into a 1,000 pieces. Behind the broken Mirror cowers an ex-president of the United States.
'Oh boy, I'm in trouble now'
2007-08-22 21:49:03 · update #1
next time please wait until I complete my story thanks (lol)
2007-08-22 21:57:07 · update #2
Great start but ...............
2007-08-22 21:38:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L very good 10/10 x
2007-08-22 22:13:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you`ve bought a cracked mirror.
2007-08-22 21:40:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not remotely funny. Don't start a career in comedy just yet.
2007-08-22 21:41:49 · answer #4 · answered by ross x 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hi Blood, You had me going until the end!!!
poppy1
2007-08-22 21:42:57 · answer #5 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Next time just tell me about naked women.
2007-08-22 21:40:57 · answer #6 · answered by Buffhead 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Week ending could have been better, I think I will make up my own ending to this one.
Thank you for posting it, the begining was great.
2007-08-22 21:39:12 · answer #7 · answered by Jadore 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
that is soooooo funny!!!
it took me a while to get it but!!!
hillarious!!!
uhh....please ignore the comment i left on your other question!!!
i hadn't read the rest of your joke!!!
my bad!!!
lol!!!
cheers!!!
2007-08-22 22:45:52 · answer #8 · answered by maniac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever and naughty.
2007-08-23 20:07:20 · answer #9 · answered by T.Mack 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure where you went with that one.
2007-08-22 21:41:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-08-22 22:03:21 · answer #11 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋