A bloke goes into a pub and the barmaid asks what he wants.
'I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between your t*ts' he says.
"You dirty git' shouts the barmaid 'get out before I get my husband.' The bloke apologises and promises not to repeat his gaffe. The barmaid accepts this and asks him again what he wants. I want to pull your pants down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of your a**e and lick it all off' he says. ' You dirty filthy pervert. You're barred. Get out!' she storms. Again, the bloke apologises and swears never ever to do it again. "One more chance'' says the barmaid. 'Now - what do you want?' 'I want to turn you upside down, open your legs and fill your f*nny with Stella Artois and then drink every last drop from it'. The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs to fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the telly. 'What's up love?' he asks.
2007-08-22 21:31:11 · 17 answers · asked by Louis Junior. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
'There's a bloke in the bar who wants to put his head between my t*ts and
lick the sweat off', she says.
'I'll kill him. Where is he?' storms the husband.
'Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my a*se cheeks and lick
it off' she screams.
'Right. He's dead,' says the husband, reaching for a baseball bat.
Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my f*nny with Stella and
then drink it all' she cries.
The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair, and switches the
telly back on.
"Aren't you going to do something about it?' she cries hysterically.......
'Look love - I'm not messing with someone who can drink 15 pints of
Stella!!!!
2007-08-22 21:31:46 · update #1
lol that was soooooo funny !!!!! sorry i couldnt star it today because i reached my limit ....lmao thanks again for that ...
2007-08-22 21:40:27 · answer #1 · answered by hunkhunter2k7 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
At least, the husband knows his limits.
2007-08-23 04:46:09 · answer #2 · answered by RAFIU 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant lmao 10/10 x
2007-08-23 05:16:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
She's married to the real Rocky?
2007-08-23 04:42:52 · answer #4 · answered by lost 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Louis, It wasn't funny to me. Sorry!!!
poppy1
2007-08-23 04:48:12 · answer #5 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha good one the husband cares for himself so" loving"
2007-08-23 04:40:05 · answer #6 · answered by all are best answers 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great !
Gorgeous !!!
Never mess with an Irish....
Aaron.
2007-08-23 05:08:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what about the cherry on a stick aswell?
2007-08-23 05:11:00 · answer #8 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad mate.
2007-08-23 04:43:27 · answer #9 · answered by ross x 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-08-23 05:03:41 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-08-23 04:39:58 · answer #11 · answered by angler 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋