A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied, "That's not good," and promised he wouldn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said, "Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."
2007-08-22 20:02:44 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice one. I liked the way it ended.
2007-08-22 20:10:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
good 1
2016-05-20 22:12:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart bird.
2007-08-22 20:12:42 · answer #3 · answered by lost 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooooo mysterious i heared that joke b4 and it is still funny . cool u really a myesterious funny lady friend .
10 /10
2007-08-22 20:15:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10 x
2007-08-22 20:11:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Funny (and worth a star)
2007-08-22 20:14:18 · answer #6 · answered by leedsmikey 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hahaahahahahahahhh
LMFAO
LOL
it's funny
good joke
keep going, waiting for more jokes
2007-08-22 20:18:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
OMG, that so funny. ty for cheer up my day. I will share this jokes with my friend.
Star for u.
2007-08-22 20:16:25 · answer #8 · answered by Sweety 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ha ha ha! "Hey Lady, have a star!"
2007-08-22 21:09:18 · answer #9 · answered by kedimus4 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
like it, very good, thank you for all your wonderful jokes.
2007-08-23 05:25:06 · answer #10 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋