A Doctor recently had a patient "drop" in on him for an unscheduled appointment. "What can I do for you today?" the Doctor asked. The aged Gentleman replied: "Doctor, you must help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary, my legs go weak, I can hardly catch my breath.... Doctor, I'm scarred!"
The Doctor, looking at his 86 year old patient, said: "Mr. Smith, these sensations tend to happen over time, especially to a man of your advanced years, but tell me, when did you first notice these symptoms?" The old gent's response was: "Well... three times last night, and twice again this morning!"
2007-08-22 19:31:38 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi Lion, Hahahahaha Who said getting old would stop all the playing and getting it on. That old Fart has prove them all wrong. Very good joke... You earn another star from me. Lol
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poppy1
2007-08-22 20:03:24 · answer #1 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaoooo nice . if i was the doctor i would have said ok oldie its time for u too teach young generation of old trick this is no age for u to learn new tricks from young generation. lmao.
thumbs mate for yah joke
2007-08-22 19:55:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Love Little Johnny jokes ! Thx. Here's one for you: Little Johnny first day at college and the instructor say "who can rely" Little Johnny says " I can" instructor says i guess you cant. inform me, what comes after 3 little Johnny says 4 instructor says well now what comes after six little Johnny says seven Teachers say very very well however i guess you dont recognise what comes after ten little Johnny says of path i do...Jack, Queen, king, Ace
2016-09-05 11:03:52 · answer #3 · answered by porada 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
H eh ehee
Funny Indeed
Wat a Old, poor guy///////
2007-08-22 20:30:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Busy busy man..
2007-08-22 19:37:01 · answer #5 · answered by mskaityw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahha! Good stuff!!!
2007-08-22 19:54:34 · answer #6 · answered by Redeemer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a well occupied old man...
2007-08-22 19:57:51 · answer #7 · answered by minerhea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋