A lecturer teaching medicine was tutoring a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-colored liquid. "This", he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant to color, smell, sight, and taste."
After saying this, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched on in amazement, most, in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped one finger into the jar and then put it into their mouth.
After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my 2nd finger into the jar and my 3rd finger into my mouth."
2007-08-22 19:24:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi Lion, Funny that is a real good one. You earn a star from me!!! Lol
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poppy1
2007-08-22 19:59:23 · answer #1 · answered by poppy1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooo cool mate lucky it was just urine if it was acid or something than the professor would have been found cleaning the loo in the jail. but gr8 joke
2007-08-23 02:48:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, idiots!
2007-08-23 02:31:56 · answer #3 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you joke is great. Working in a lab at a hospital I plan to pass it on to everyone. Thanks!
2007-08-23 02:35:30 · answer #4 · answered by richard b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice nice loved it, here have a star
2007-08-23 02:44:59 · answer #5 · answered by baby gal 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ewww..LoL!
How funny!
2007-08-23 02:35:35 · answer #6 · answered by mskaityw 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Corny!!!
2007-08-23 02:37:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol RTTTBIPMS (running to the toilet before i piss myself)
2007-08-23 03:11:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool!
2007-08-23 02:28:04 · answer #9 · answered by mskirbyrobot 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋