In dian Mating Season
Two Indians and a West Virginia Hillbilly were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"he called into the cave and listened
closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothe s and ran into the cave.
The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for us."
Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"from deep inside.
He also tore off his clothes and ran int o the opening.
The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look a t the size of this cave!
It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
Like the others, he then heard an answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....
(Get ready, this will kill ya),
NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN
2007-08-22 17:35:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH MY GOD.
That's too funny.
You absolutely made my day!!!
Have a good one.
2007-08-23 05:34:39 · answer #1 · answered by sonnyboy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhhhahahahahaha!!! Goon one!
2007-08-23 09:32:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke may get pulled, but it is funny
2007-08-23 00:45:20 · answer #3 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl good one, thx for the laugh , keep posting
2007-08-23 00:38:39 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg hahaha. thats so sad. haha but funny! good one!
2007-08-23 00:53:40 · answer #5 · answered by cute_babe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is one bad @$s joke!
2007-08-23 00:41:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
aHahaha! thats hilarious! never heard anything like it!
2007-08-23 00:43:49 · answer #7 · answered by ♥♥♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha nice
2007-08-23 00:40:45 · answer #8 · answered by Penelope 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha...freaking hilarious!
didnt expect it one bit!
ah..i love it!
2007-08-23 00:44:52 · answer #9 · answered by _ooopsie daisy_ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one lol
2007-08-23 01:57:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋