its killing me!! I need a break. What can I do to get sent to hell this Friday? Any suggestions? A new Christian friend wants to go with me, just to check it out. She's really open minded. I just love her! Anyway, are we green?
2007-08-22 17:04:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Eventhisidistaken - Aw, come on! Isn't that where everything begins? Fantasy land!!!!
2007-08-23 08:54:39 · update #1
The Elephunk -Great! I'll be watching for that!
2007-08-23 08:55:38 · update #2
Oh Daughter - You are just my kind of Vile!! Putting on a front, indeed. Wha'd they expect? A SUBroom?
2007-08-23 08:57:51 · update #3
Pin -Sloth is good. Guess we'll use this trip as a house warming parteh for ya, eh? Are ya almost done moving????
2007-08-23 08:59:25 · update #4
Hedge -Done that! I'm good to go then. Only 'a' bottle? Sounds like Raji's got us covered on the mead! See ya in hell!
2007-08-23 09:01:31 · update #5
Ariel - Hell draws the finest people! Yeah, my boobies need a lift but a Vile Tempter can help me with that! Let's basket pool -just do a drive by, say 7:00, and I'll fly into ye basket!
2007-08-23 09:08:36 · update #6
Cricket - I am all over that one! Should I do it on the lawn of the JW church? That WOULD be a guarantee.
2007-08-23 09:11:44 · update #7
Raajjji! - Ever the gracious host! You're a mead, er...man after me own heart! Got my IWWUA sticker, and I am ready to burn baby burn!
2007-08-23 09:18:49 · update #8
Emperor - Florida is hot this time of year and you'll be seeing a lot more than a bare ankle!! Catch us next week, it's round trip.
2007-08-23 09:21:13 · update #9
Ay Lassie Princess - Whatcha undercover for? We all know you're a Vile Temptress Princess Pixie! That is sooooo precious what you told ye Daddy. We are all so good, we gotta be baaaad. Ain' it so. Oh Honey, Boas? Can I have a red, black and turquoise one? Friend will probably just want a white one - you know, for purity. I can feel it slithering on my.......uh....skin!
I love you. I hug you. i send you Blessings
2007-08-23 09:31:59 · update #10
My dear Sister,
May I just say that You are sinning simply by existing. When I was in High School I used to go up to my Dad and say. "Daddy, I'm going to hell" and being the darling Daddy he is he would say "Oh yes, and why is that?" My response, "Because being this cute has gotta be a sin!" So you see my darling the same is true of you and your friend. Everything I know about you screams "She's so good, it's gotta be BAD". That's a big part of what I love about you! Tell your friend there is plenty of room in our basket for someone else and I'll be sure to bring a feather boa for each of us. Heading down skyclad with the exception of a bright feather boa, can you get more sin-a-licious. What colour would you like. I'll be in a flame colour one with red, yellow, orange and blue feathers.
Luvs, Huggs and Blessings
2007-08-23 07:17:54 · answer #1 · answered by PaganPixiePrincessVT 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The third batch of Mead is ready and the handbaskets have been inspected by the IWWUA and approved as Genuine Wicca Wickerware, so we're all set to hit the Flames.
BB,
Raji the Greenwitch
2007-08-23 01:58:05 · answer #2 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Find yourself a sweet grove in the woods, build yourself a nice big bonfire, set the cauldron on it, make yourself some sweet smelling potion, strip your clothes, dance around the burning fire, and as you frolic around in the circle sing some chants. I am sure as you do this someone will spy you and there you will be sent ... straight to Hell!
2007-08-23 00:59:12 · answer #3 · answered by )0( Cricket Song 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
are you able to get on beginning administration? that is going to help gradual it down (maybe even provide up it) and help alter for destiny use. and to no longer sound extraordinary, yet once you're worried some mess do it in a bathtub or positioned towel under you..
2016-10-16 13:17:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About 8:38 p.m. on Friday a great celestial event will occur. The stars in Orion's belt will mystically align. When that happens - it's GO TIME!
2007-08-22 17:11:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Just tell everyone you are Pagan.
I was told today I'm putting on a Christian front. I suppose because I'm not plastered with pentacles or something. I've been good too.
Lets be baaaaad. Mwhahahaha
2007-08-22 17:12:02 · answer #6 · answered by ~Heathen Princess~ 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but nothing you do will get you sent to hell. Fantasy worlds simply don't exist. Try Disneyland instead. It's real, but almost as torturous as hell.
2007-08-22 17:10:41 · answer #7 · answered by wondermus 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WE're green - I'm just too damn tired to think of anything fun and sinful enough.
I think I'll just be engaging in sloth once I get all these boxes unpacked.
2007-08-22 18:11:51 · answer #8 · answered by Cheese Fairy - Mummified 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would but I'm going to Florida this weekend.
Anyhow, all you have to do is listen to rock music, play D&D, and show some bare ankles...
2007-08-23 07:16:53 · answer #9 · answered by Emperor Insania Says Bye! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol
just refuse to accept jesus into your heart, and there will no doubt be someone quite happy to send you there
we're all green
see you there
do we bring a bottle??
blessed be
)o(
2007-08-22 18:52:28 · answer #10 · answered by hedgewitch 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋