Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says, "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!"
Hugh replies, "Well Bill, you know ... Ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed. She's charging a small fortune."
Bill said with a chuckle, "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number?"
So, Hugh gives Bill her number and bill sets up a date.
They meet and after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling, "God...now I know why you chose the name Divine."
To which she replies, "Thank you Bill...And now I know how you chose the name... Microsoft."
2007-08-22 15:36:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The funniest one of the night so far. Bravo.
2007-08-22 16:44:29 · answer #1 · answered by YouCannotKnowUnlessUAsk 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heres a blonde joke for you
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
2007-08-22 16:57:35 · answer #2 · answered by Tato 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
large one!!! action picture megastar for you! genuine it is taken under consideration certainly one of my favorites: a brunette grew to become junping up and down on railroad tracks chanting ' 22, 22, 22 ' decrease back and decrease back. a blonde is walking by skill of ability of and then watches the brunette leaping and chanting. she doesnt be attentive to why she is doing this, yet she joins her by way of fact it seems thrilling. they the two bounce on the tracks for a on an comparable time as, till they hear a custom coming. the brunette receives exited and starts off off leaping greater and screaming louder, so the blonde does the comparable. the prepare's tooting by way of fact it comes closer, and actual interior the previous it squishes them the two, the brunette leaps out of the thank you to risk-free practices. to place it short, the blonde, suitable, didnt. after the prepare passes, the brunette takes up her spot decrease back on the tracks, keeps leaping, yet this time, she chants, '23, 23, 23 '!!!!!!
2016-10-09 01:56:50 · answer #3 · answered by comerico 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Customer: Waiter, waiter! What's that green thing floating in my soup?
Waiter: Don't worry sir, it came from our processor. It's an Apple.
Customer: Can I have it with a chip then?
Waiter: If it's on the menu. Have a byte first to taste it.
Customer: Wow, mega!
2007-08-22 15:52:07 · answer #4 · answered by Zheia 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Know any good jokes about video recorders?
2007-08-22 16:16:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Smallcox syndrome, lol.!!!
Excellent one Martin so 10/10.!!!
Still laughing - cheers.!!!
2007-08-22 20:35:01 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah thx for the laugh
2007-08-22 15:49:34 · answer #7 · answered by Angel_la_hollywood 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Way too funny!!!!
Loved it. Thanks.
DE
2007-08-22 15:53:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2007-08-22 20:06:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats so funny!!! thanks and a star to you!
2007-08-22 15:40:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋