A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.
"Last night I made love to my wife four times," the Frenchman bragged, "and this morning she made me delicious crepes and told me how much she adored me."
"Ah, last night," the Italian said, "I made love to my wife six times, and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."
When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
"Once," he replied.
"Only once!?" the Italian arrogantly snorted while the Frenchman laughed. "And what did she say to you this morning?"
"She said, 'I guess we had better stop -- it's time to get up.'"
2007-08-22 15:06:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gross. i'm reporting for abuse lol.
2007-08-22 15:10:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
When You're outside the bathroom you're an American.
When You're in the bathroom you're-a-peein'
2007-08-22 22:20:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-08-27 07:32:25 · answer #3 · answered by cheri h 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhh, those "cocky" Americans! LOL!! :-) bbjo
2007-08-22 23:08:36 · answer #4 · answered by bb jo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish.
2007-08-27 09:28:52 · answer #5 · answered by asljitsme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋