There are over 11,000 male urologists in the US, but now a few women have entered the field.
A man goes to a female urologist for an exam.
The female doctor says, "I am going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say 99."
The guy obeys and says, "99!!!"
The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say 99."
Again, the guy says, "99!"
The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you! to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I am going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I am going to hold on to your penis. Now take a deep breath and say 99."
The guy says, "One...two...three... "
2007-08-22 14:10:41 · 5 answers · asked by Lilkryptonite 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i'll star the squirrel
2007-08-22 14:21:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-22 21:18:00 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
**** I know this has to be funny but I am too distracted to figure it out....dang it!!!
2007-08-22 21:26:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha. mucho funny.
2007-08-22 21:30:08 · answer #4 · answered by smiley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2007-08-22 21:34:57 · answer #5 · answered by fatticakes;) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋