42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
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I Swear to drunk I'm Not god
"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"
2007-08-22
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