Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
Now: “After the marriage” read it from bottom to the top
2007-08-22 13:55:41 · 10 answers · asked by Lilkryptonite 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
another good 1 for the squirrel...*
2007-08-22 14:26:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, yet so true. It's sad what our world is going through.
2007-08-22 21:13:23 · answer #2 · answered by Kaysha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good one! Sad but true! lol!
2007-08-22 21:06:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO. mate u rock this time 20/20 for yah and agen thumbs up . lol it was good mate
2007-08-22 21:06:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha, that's funny.
it's sad though too.
because situations like that happen all the time.
2007-08-22 21:10:09 · answer #5 · answered by Michelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-08-22 21:11:43 · answer #6 · answered by I ♥ my family 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. I really like that thats cool!
2007-08-22 21:03:09 · answer #7 · answered by Lo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha........what a funny joke. First i do not know what it's about but finally i know what it means. Soooooooooooooooooo funny!!! Thanks for the good joke : )
2007-08-22 21:10:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kind of good but i saw it coming.
2007-08-22 21:03:25 · answer #9 · answered by austinblnd 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha im sharing that one
2007-08-23 01:53:24 · answer #10 · answered by That guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋