A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.
The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of
the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full
of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business.
He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money
do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I make $400 a
week. Why?"
The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks'
pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked,
"Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"
From across the room came a voice: "Pizza delivery guy from
Domino's.........."
2007-08-22 13:36:52 · 9 answers · asked by RobinRedBear 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sausage, bacon and canadian bacon please
Loved it LOL
2007-08-22 17:17:08 · answer #1 · answered by Cat's Eye Angie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-08-22 20:42:31 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here I sit, upon the floor,
Trying to reach the keys.
Shaking body head to foot,
From all the he he heees.
Love that one
2007-08-22 21:27:22 · answer #3 · answered by Dondi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
something my CEO would do LOL very good
2007-08-22 20:47:28 · answer #4 · answered by Tommiecat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he, had a boss like that once, he didn't last long....
2007-08-22 20:52:09 · answer #5 · answered by Ric C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA! Funny!!!
2007-08-22 20:58:11 · answer #6 · answered by Redeemer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha i get that one that one was good i liked it!!!
2007-08-22 20:42:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2007-08-22 20:52:44 · answer #8 · answered by thegerbilguy1 (tech and WoW) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha wat an idiot! goes to show u shudnt b so arrogant!
2007-08-23 04:07:12 · answer #9 · answered by WildChild 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋