An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.
They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.
They searched for days and couldn't find her. So the captain sent the old man home with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something.
Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the ship.
It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife had died in the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck, and found an oyster attached to her butt. Inside it was a pearl worth $50,000.
Please advise?"
The old man faxed back: Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap!
2007-08-22 13:29:09 · 22 answers · asked by "!" 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-08-22 21:46:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hermione Granger and Draco malfoy or Blaise Zabini and Hermione Granger
2016-05-20 03:38:05 · answer #2 · answered by simone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Funny. Star 4 u!
2007-08-22 13:42:07 · answer #3 · answered by Kaysha 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahhaaa, excelent, laughing my @ss off. The queen is back, long live the queen.
2007-08-22 14:23:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao poor woman used as bait. . guess fisherman will use anything for bait lol
star for you my friend
keep them coming
thx for the laugh
2007-08-22 16:40:32 · answer #5 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha funny good job
cheers
2007-08-22 13:34:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
thats messed up but funny at the same time
2007-08-22 14:05:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-22 13:35:28 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahahahahahaahhaahaha........stars
All hail the Queen of Calamity.
2007-08-22 23:49:12 · answer #9 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fishermen hey!
Funny though.
2007-08-22 17:16:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny one
2007-08-22 23:16:24 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋