Three people approached St. Peter at his gate.
The first was Pablo Picasso. St. Peter told him to prove that he was Picasso before getting let into heaven. So, Picasso painted a picture, and St. Peter let him in.
The next was George Harrison. St. Peter told him to prove that he was Harrison. So, he sang a song, and St. Peter let him in.
Finally, there was Paris Hilton. St. Peter told her to prove that she was Hilton. Hilton replies, "Why do you ask me to prove that I'm me?"
"Well, Pablo Picasso and George Harrison came and they had to prove they were Picasso and Harrison before entering heaven," St. Peter says.
"Um, what was that? I'm sorry, but I wasn't paying attention," Paris asked. St. Peter let her in.
2007-08-22 12:44:16 · 8 answers · asked by bwing55543 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahaha!!!! Typical Paris answer....LOL!
2007-08-22 12:49:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A busload of new yorkers ended up at the Pearly Gates, and after an hour, Saint Peter went to talk to God about it. He said Lord, some New Yorkers came to the gates. God responded " So, let them in" Peter replied"That's just it, I left to make room for them, and when I came back they had stolen the gates.
2007-08-22 13:05:46 · answer #2 · answered by Ish Var Lan Salinger 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok... this lady is rowing her boat interior the desolate tract sand. definite, she became blonde ( i'm too). besides... yet another blonde is utilising her motor vehicle down the constrained-get right of entry to highway and sees this.. She is so mad, she slams on the brakes, gets out of the motor vehicle and yells on the rower.... "howdy you. you're what provides us blondes a bad call. the place are your oars? "
2016-10-16 12:45:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-22 12:50:27 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one, thx for the laugh , keep posting
2007-08-22 17:17:01 · answer #5 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha that one was very good. nice job!!!!
cheers
2007-08-22 13:12:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's funny!!!
2007-08-26 12:01:29 · answer #7 · answered by myturn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he
2007-08-22 12:59:34 · answer #8 · answered by Ric C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋