title: polite ways to say to someone who is not so smart.
1. A few clowns short of a circus.
2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
4. Dumber than a box of hair.
5. A few peas short of a casserole.
6. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
7. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
8. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
9. One taco short of a combination plate.
10. A few feathers short of a whole duck.
11. The cheese slid off his cracker.
12. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
13. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
14. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
15. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
16. He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
17. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
18. As smart as bait.
19. Chimney's clogged.
20. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
21. Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
22. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
23. Forgot to pay his brain bill.
24. Her sewing machine's out of thread.
25. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
26. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
27. If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
28. Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
29. No grain in the silo.
30. Receiver is off the hook.
31. Several nuts short of a full pouch
32. Skylight leaks a little.
33. Slinky's kinked.
34. Surfing in Nebraska.
35. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
36. Big like ox, smart like tractor
37. A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
38. The porch light is on but nobody’s home.
39. Running with one wheel on the ice.
40. A few cards short of a full deck.
41. As smart as a box of rocks.
2007-08-22 12:29:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those are classy and nice ones! I'll star you good job
cheers
2007-08-22 12:38:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny. A pleasant way to start this rainy, rainy day here in New England. By the way who would be charged with murder the guy or the Genie????
2016-04-01 09:32:02 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
34. Surfing in Nebraska.
Classic!
2007-08-23 07:50:28 · answer #3 · answered by Mako 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not the sharpest knife in the kitchen
Not the brightest bulb in the box
2007-08-22 13:01:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I give you a star and I fart in your general direction
from Monty Python
2007-08-22 12:45:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
they're good =]
i liked
3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
i may use that
x
2007-08-22 13:09:11 · answer #6 · answered by celia :) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Here's one to add to your list.
"About as sharp as a bowling ball!"
2007-08-22 14:07:01 · answer #7 · answered by Lilkryptonite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I starred you. But if I had one more brain cell I'd be a cactus. x
2007-08-22 14:39:09 · answer #8 · answered by Ilkie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were nice. Here's a star for you!
2007-08-22 16:51:14 · answer #9 · answered by LizzWeasley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got one too.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer LOL!
2007-08-22 12:38:40 · answer #10 · answered by Bracefacecutie 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋