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Its like "I make girls brush their hair" and "polar bears turn white"

Can someone tell me exact one? Thx so much 12 pts to first correct answer :]

2007-08-22 12:26:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

Here's the riddle:

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

P.S.- I know the answer!

2007-08-22 12:50:48 · answer #1 · answered by ~♫music♥girl♫~ I♥you 3 · 2 0

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disapear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequal

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehand something so vast.

2007-08-22 13:01:16 · answer #2 · answered by William Z 4 · 0 0

the thing is that polar bears are already white and girls naturally brush der hair lol so they are already like that

2007-08-22 12:34:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

12 points? Why? Because we answer and then someone gets best answer? What a rip off!!!!!

2007-08-22 12:34:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Time?

2007-08-22 12:32:11 · answer #5 · answered by BrothaAli 3 · 0 0

12 pts?!!? it that even possible to give someone. i thought the "best answer" got only 10pts.

2007-08-22 12:44:23 · answer #6 · answered by Gd Kissa 2 · 0 0

one million. whilst u pull down a small boat with complete drive the air that's pulled down remains with the boat like on pirates of the carribean two. a river three. casket four. casket five. a towel

2016-09-05 10:36:39 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

The answer is no.
Because the last sentence to that riddle is,
Can you answer this riddle?
And if you cannot then say no.

2007-08-22 12:29:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The answer is pressure.

2007-08-22 15:13:37 · answer #9 · answered by Kevin H 7 · 0 0

Peuberty and/or time

2007-08-22 12:36:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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