A lady has just won the lottery so she calls up her husband and says "Honey! pack your stuff you're going on vacation!"
The husband replies "which ones? the summer clothes or winter?"
She says, "Both! you're going to hell, i just won the lottery!"
2007-08-22 11:59:08 · 11 answers · asked by k9pup316 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-22 12:42:55 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm lol pretty good friend . keep it up . well since the man was going to hell he should have packed all the skin he could coz he would have lost his skin in fire of the hell . lol
2007-08-22 12:07:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you already know, at a stoplight, inexperienced approach cross, yellow approach give up and purple approach give up. good with bananas its the wrong way round. Green approach give up, yellow approach cross and purple approach wherein the **** did you get that banana.
2016-09-05 10:34:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it; makes me wish I could have used that line on my ex.
2007-08-22 12:09:42 · answer #4 · answered by thelostrose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me smile, but it's not really that funny
2007-08-22 12:44:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So-So I have heard it before slightly different
2007-08-22 12:09:15 · answer #6 · answered by Butch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one, thx for the laugh , keep posting
2007-08-22 17:20:42 · answer #7 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny-ish!.. LoL, it made me smile any way! =)
2007-08-22 12:06:31 · answer #8 · answered by -x-Enya-x- 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
almost gotta smurk outta me
2007-08-22 12:10:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol i guess but it did make me laugh!!!!!!!!!Good 1
2007-08-22 12:08:51 · answer #10 · answered by Bored 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋