Three explorers are captured by a tribe in the Amazon jungle. The chief is going to punish the intruders. He calls the first explorer to the front of the tribe and asks, "Death or Booka?!". Well the explorer doesn't want to die, so he opts for booka. The tribe starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. the cheif then rips the explorers pants off and screws him in the bumm.
The cheif calls the second explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Booka?!". Well not wanting to die either, he opts for booka. The tribe again starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. The cheif rips the second guys pants off and screws him in the bumm
The chief calls the third explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Booka?!". Well the third guy has a little more self respect and thinks death would be better than being violated in front of hundreds of tribesman, so he opts for death. The chief turns to the tribe and screams "DEATH BY BOOKA!"
2007-08-22 11:48:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I liked that one! that was funny!! lol Star for you!
Here's a little johnny joke for ya! :
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"
When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ****!"
The Teacher fainted.
2007-08-22 19:56:57 · answer #1 · answered by Lilkryptonite 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Israeli Way...? What occurs if an insect falls in a cup of espresso? The British : will throw the cup into the road and go away the espresso store for well. The American : gets the insect out and drink the espresso. The Chinese: will devour the insect and drink the espresso. The Israeli will : (a million) Sell the espresso to the American and the insect to the Chinese. (two) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure. (three) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of utilizing germ-guns. (four) Keep on crying approximately anti-semitism and violations of human rights. (five) Ask the Palestinian President to quit planting bugs within the cups of espresso. (6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip. (7) Demolish residences, confiscate lands, reduce water and electrity from Palestinian residences and randomly shoot Palestinians. (eight) Ask the United States for pressing navy aid and a mortgage of a million greenbacks inorder to shop for a brand new cup of espresso. (nine) Ask the United Nations to punish the espresso-store EDIT : thanx gigi & egypty .... any how im no longer looking forward to the first-class reply i simply observed it humorous and desired to percentage it with u
2016-09-05 10:33:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard something similar to this
same situation but
its like they have to find a fruit first
and they shuve it up their ar$e
1st guy a mango
2nd guy was a bananna
then the 2nd guy starts to laugh
the 1st guy is in agony and he asks
"whats so funny"
the 2nd guy says
"i just saw our 3rd man with a pineapple."
Lols
2007-08-22 13:06:22 · answer #3 · answered by celia :) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-22 13:19:19 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one, thx for the laugh , keep posting
2007-08-22 17:21:35 · answer #5 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was posted earlier.
2007-08-22 11:56:02 · answer #6 · answered by Sugar & Molly's mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!
This is a really good one! Thanks.
DE
2007-08-22 14:44:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes! funny joke!
2007-08-22 12:02:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha, that is funny.
=]
2007-08-22 11:54:53 · answer #9 · answered by Michelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋