There were once 2 old farts that were in the city and were feeling horny. So old fart #1 (let's call him Sam) says to old fart #2 (let's call HIM Bob) "You know what? How about we get ourselves some nice, young hookers to warm us up at night. We ain't getting any younger any way" So they stop at a nearby brothel and ask the Madame for their finest girls for they are "Celebrating their livelihood and their youth". The Madame assures the men that all her women are young and beautiful and that they can go eat while she prepares both their young women. When they men leave (happily and excited), the madame shivers at the thought of her girls touching those 2 old men. So she mentions to a hooker, "I would not DREAM about those men wasting my girls' youth" So the hooker replies "Why not just put inflatable dolls in the rooms they will be sleeping in, they will never know the difference!" That night, the 2 men come back and each go into their rooms. The next morning, both men sit on tne patio
2007-08-22 11:34:19 · 13 answers · asked by ♥ Lil love lady ♥ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
and talk about how it went last night. Sam mentions to Bob: "I think the girl i slept with was dead. I'd tickle her and she wouldn't move at all... it was so weird" So Bob tells Sam "You know what? I believe mine was a Witch! I bit her ear and the next thing i knew, she was flying out the window!"
2007-08-22 11:36:52 · update #1
hey sweetie, that is funny joke! a star is born! *
2007-08-22 12:13:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
you get a 10 and 1 star for you 2old fart story.
awesome job!!!!!
i am waiting for more. :)
2007-08-23 03:14:24 · answer #2 · answered by HEAVEN 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Good,I know next not to bite the ear of one of them things...hehe
2007-08-22 15:13:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol good one, a well deserved star for you. thx for the laughs, keep em coming :)
2007-08-22 11:49:06 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes but make sure it's empty and rinse it off when you go to use it again
2016-04-01 09:26:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-22 15:54:07 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHA! Great joke! Star*
2007-08-22 11:42:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hilarious That's the hardest I laughed in some time.
2007-08-22 12:06:24 · answer #8 · answered by Sugar & Molly's mom 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO great one keep em' coming
star for you
2007-08-22 18:37:16 · answer #9 · answered by countrygirl969702 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm still laughing!
2007-08-22 19:43:42 · answer #10 · answered by Love Doctor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋