An old lady dies and goes to heaven.
She's chatting with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams.
"Don't worry about that", says St. Peter,
"It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for wings."
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation.
Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.
"Oh my God", says the old lady,
"Now what is happening?"
"Not to worry", says St. Peter,
"She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo."
"I can't do this", says the old lady,
"I'm going to hell."
"You can't go there", says St. Peter.
"You'll be raped and sodomized."
"Maybe so", says the old lady,
"But I've already got the holes drilled for that!"
2007-08-22 11:25:54 · 11 answers · asked by Kirk_84 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
CrackerJack... I didn't get your EMail, what's your EMail address, I'll try and send you one.
Oh, 31st July is definatly second best, but a very close second! x
2007-08-22 11:27:43 · update #1
CrackerJack... I've opened up the EMail link from my home page, so you can go from there if you want to try and EMail me again. x
2007-08-22 11:42:39 · update #2
Love the joke,I needed a laugh after the day I've had today.It's a damn fine joke,should get a few laughs at work.Keep them coming babe x
P.S. Have sent you a new email let me know if it comes through.
Can I give you a star?
2007-08-22 11:53:25 · answer #1 · answered by Crackerjack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice very nice. It's good to read a poem that doesn't suggest that heaven is all it's cracked up to be. If i had a choice I'd go the hell as it would be one awesome party(beer, drugs,sex and rock and roll) the sins of the soul.
2007-08-22 18:35:03 · answer #2 · answered by pixcel 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-22 19:55:57 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was on not two days ago. Funny though
2007-08-22 18:30:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol good one, thx for the laugh , keep posting
2007-08-23 00:23:39 · answer #5 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats f-ing great! lovin it!
2007-08-22 18:37:32 · answer #6 · answered by fear of the dark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..hehe..funny
2007-08-22 18:40:38 · answer #7 · answered by Hayley Electrik 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was actually very good!!
2007-08-22 18:31:11 · answer #8 · answered by EhNAh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, really having a good laugh, thanks for that hahahahahaha:))))
2007-08-22 18:31:41 · answer #9 · answered by Duisend-poot 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!!
2007-08-22 20:26:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋