Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce.
"OK," the judge said, "Tell the court why you'd like a divorce."
"Well, your honor," Dan started, "Every once in awhile my sister-in-law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife are so identical-looking, occasionally I'd end up making love to her by mistake."
"Surely there must be some difference between the two women," the judge said.
"You'd better believe there's a difference, your honor. That's why I want the divorce," he replied.
2007-08-22 11:03:37 · 24 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol lol
2007-08-22 11:06:32 · answer #1 · answered by Sugar & Molly's mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously they weren't identical, but it's a fair joke... thx
2007-08-22 18:07:36 · answer #2 · answered by LK 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol good one, a well deserved star for you. thx for the laughs, keep em coming :)
2007-08-22 18:50:42 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao good one
2007-08-22 18:17:45 · answer #4 · answered by Hello!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
haha!
2007-08-29 22:29:10 · answer #5 · answered by ~D.Kim~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao oh wow nice one =] staaaaaaar
2007-08-29 16:26:24 · answer #6 · answered by ZV 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, very funny.
2007-08-29 13:59:42 · answer #7 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
was the twin a man?
2007-08-22 18:06:53 · answer #8 · answered by blah blah blah 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't get it. Maybe I drank too much wine..but still...
2007-08-30 18:04:17 · answer #9 · answered by snapshotace 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny
2007-08-22 18:26:59 · answer #10 · answered by rockgirlfury 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-08-27 07:30:34 · answer #11 · answered by cheri h 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋