A farmer puts a new rooster into his chicken coop...?

Question

The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "Okay old timer, you're outta here."
The old rooster replies, "I may be old but can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it! You're washed up and I'm taking over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what. I'll race you around
the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire coop."
The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance, so just to be fair I'll give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap and is gaining fast. The farmer grabs up his shotgun and blows the young rooster to bits. "Dangit, third gay rooster I bought this month!" he cries.
Moral of the story: Old age and cunning will always overcome youth and stamina.

Answer 1

i liked it

Answer 2

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Answer 3

laugh laugh, chuckle, looks like another chicken dinner for that farmer.

Answer 4

Lol good one, a well deserved star for you. thx for the laughs, keep em coming :)

Answer 5

Well, it's the chicken and egg question.

Answer 6

haha, very smart chicken!!!!!!
had a good laugh at that one!!

Answer 7

cute

Answer 8

sooooooo funny! <(^-^)>