Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he said: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable."
2007-08-22 10:34:44 · 8 answers · asked by HUNNYMONSTA 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL LOL ROFL
2007-08-22 10:40:50 · answer #1 · answered by Sugar & Molly's mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-22 22:49:43 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry didnt raise a titter.
2007-08-22 17:41:11 · answer #3 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another good one Hunnymonsta.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-08-23 08:33:52 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!
hahahahaha
sooooooo true!!
=D
star for you!!
2007-08-22 17:41:08 · answer #5 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehe, so true!
2007-08-22 17:39:52 · answer #6 · answered by MickBeth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-08-22 17:39:08 · answer #7 · answered by mlsaj84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-08-22 17:55:04 · answer #8 · answered by Heather 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋