A trucker who has been on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!"
The madam is astonished. "But, sir, for that kind of money, you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."
The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."
2007-08-22 10:22:11 · 22 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FINALLY! Someone has actually made me chuckle today.
Have a star.
2007-08-22 10:39:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-22 12:53:53 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one . there's a similar one , isn't there , about a guy who goes into a restaurant & asks for burnt toast & weak coffee ?
2007-08-27 23:43:31 · answer #3 · answered by yjnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol good one, a well deserved star for you. thx for the laughs, keep em coming :)
2007-08-22 11:53:30 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ouch! LOL, now that's funny!!!
Thanks for sharing and have a star.
2007-08-22 11:42:29 · answer #5 · answered by myturn 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
weird trucker huh..lol
2007-08-25 06:20:19 · answer #6 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-08-22 10:27:08 · answer #7 · answered by Sam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! That wasn't nice but it was funny!
2007-08-29 07:15:12 · answer #8 · answered by Mya'sMommy♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made me laugh out loud!
2007-08-22 10:40:45 · answer #9 · answered by MickBeth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA funny
2007-08-22 10:38:14 · answer #10 · answered by mlsaj84 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋