According to prominent creation scientist Em Adjineri (say it out loud) there are no new fossils being created. The proof of this is that the world is running out of coal and oil. We will have none left in 50 years.
Coal and oil are fossil fuels, made from fossils. If we were still making fossils, we wouldn't run out of coal and oil, because we could always just turn the new fossils into fuel. Therefore, new fossils are not being made naturally.
This proves that old fossils were not made naturally either. The only explanation is that Satan put them there to trick humans for his own amusement. He tricks humans with science to turn them away from God.
How do you explain that, fossilutionists?
2007-08-22 10:20:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You keep using Em Adjineri, but how about "Emma Jenn Airey" or "M. Adjinari" or "Ahmed Jenari"?
Regardless, you need to make the sarcasm more ridiculous, or else it will fly over some people's heads.
2007-08-22 10:27:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
New fossils are being made. All you have to do is to come back to today's ocean bed in another 20 to 50 million years to see them.
Coal and oil are not made from fossils. They are called fossil fuel because they are the REMNANTS of plant and animal material. The earth is still making coal. For proof, go to any peat bog and wait. There is enough 'unripe' petroleum around as well, provided that we can wait a few hundred thousand years for it to fully form.
Your statements do not prove that old fossils were not make naturally. Nor is the 'only explanation' that of Satan. Another might be that God created a mature universe about 4,600 years ago, complete with fossils and partially depleted Carbon-14 readings.
Of course, God could also have created a mature universe at 10:30 this morning, complete with my memories of yesterday, and all the years I've lived before.
But, then again, maybe He didn't.
2007-08-22 17:36:33 · answer #2 · answered by Grey Raven 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OF COURSE fossils are still being created! Constantly! The laws of nature don't just suddenly stop! It is easy to find shells and bones that are partially fossilized. Wait, let me guess - Satan planted the partially fossilized specimens so that we would believe in the fully fossilized ones! The reason we are running out of fossil fuel is that in a couple of hundred years we have used up what it took hundreds of millions of years to produce! And Satan is not interested in being "amused". He is interested in the absolute and eternal destruction of God's people! He isn't a clown. He is a deadly adversary.
2007-08-22 17:29:46 · answer #3 · answered by PaulCyp 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It takes a hell of a lot of time for organic matter to become oil. This doesn't happen over night, it can take millions of years.
Did you know that without the theory of evolution, it would be hard to find oil at all? Oil exploration can't do without evolutionary geology. Assuming the world is 6000 years old, won't bring any oil up.
2007-08-22 17:43:17 · answer #4 · answered by Batfish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is a disturbing trend of scientists, teachers, and students coming under attack for expressing support in the theory of intelligent design, or even just questioning evolution. The freedom of scientists, teachers, and students to question Darwin's theory, or to express alternative scientific hypothesis is coming under increasing attack by people that can only be called Darwinian fundamentalists.”
New Ben Stein Flick, Expelled, Blows the Whistle on the Evolution.
Expelled is a disturbing new documentary that will shock anyone who thinks all scientists are free to follow the evidence wherever it may lead.
http://www.expelledthemovie.com/
2007-08-23 10:22:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Em adjineri is a woman, ya jerk!
anyway, fossils are being created, but the oil tycoons are hiding that from us to charge us a pint of blood for every pint of oil.
2007-08-22 20:57:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question should be made into a fossil. I like the sarcasm.
PS I met Em Adjineri, and he offered me some compelling evidence against evolution.
2007-08-22 18:00:16 · answer #7 · answered by Take it from Toby 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Em Adjineri is a genius.
If I ever get kicked off... that is so going to be my new nick.
EDIT:
People still don't get it...
I'm astounded.
Say it out loud, people... Em Adjineri. Say it quickly.
2007-08-22 17:30:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OR...(insert country of your choice) is stockpiling the fossils as part of their plan for world domination.
2007-08-22 17:30:08 · answer #9 · answered by moondriven 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
recycle recycle recycle! You notice how we do that ALL THE FREAKIN TIME now? we don't put anything in the ground long enough to fossilize.
2007-08-22 17:32:11 · answer #10 · answered by Chief High Commander, UAN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋