I try to keep my soul intact but the pressure of sin is just too great. I am sure my soul is gone after that last one.
2007-08-22 10:10:40 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I think you blew yours brains out!
2007-08-22 10:22:06 · answer #1 · answered by Premaholic 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It is time for you to change Churchs. What idiot in your church made that statement? If you are half a real person go to that Sayer of Fartiness and explain to him that farting, the release of unneeded gas is a natural physical part of the body renewing itself.
However, if you think that you are the Comedian of the 21st Century, then you had better find a new career.
2007-08-29 19:10:09 · answer #2 · answered by johny0802 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Run away from the Church that teaches such absolute trash!
Never heard that Soul goes out through the wrong part of the anatomy!
2007-08-30 09:21:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHAT!!! When farting you release gases that are amde during digestion, babies fart, and everyone in the wold does so. Fartin only means you are in the process of digestion. And no,l your soul dosent go away in a bubble of methane and other gases because it dosent have to do with anything with farts.
2007-08-22 10:16:36 · answer #4 · answered by Eonlord 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
YES HOLD ON TO YOUR SOUL don't eat gaseous foods. this would be a good topic for a song. As this question seemed to be a joke that is how I answered.
Peace
2007-08-29 09:25:17 · answer #5 · answered by Linda B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could you ask your priest how much of my soul is escaping when I masturbate? I really need to know how many I have left in case I should save them.
2007-08-22 15:51:06 · answer #6 · answered by Troy M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No it is not a sin to fart and has nothing to do with your soul.
2007-08-30 05:22:12 · answer #7 · answered by The Cat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God knows that pressure needs to come up in burps or out in farts. He probably laughed at the first 'pull my finger' joke. He'll have the last laugh too...belive it or not!
2007-08-22 11:45:07 · answer #8 · answered by midnite rainbow 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sin is interpreted as ailment or sickness or illness and soul I wished I could explain to you but then you may not understand.
2007-08-23 02:05:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol nice. Fart out the rest of your soul!
2007-08-22 10:15:08 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Better check for brain tissue amid the gas.
2007-08-30 10:08:58 · answer #11 · answered by jenny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋