Hillary Clinton had an accident and an early demise. Arriving at the Pearly Gates, she stomped up to the head of the line at St. Peter's desk. St. Peter politely informed her that down on Earth she may have had privileges, but up here she would have to wait her turn in line.
While waiting, she noticed one wall covered with hundreds of thousands of clocks and she noticed that occasionally one would jump ahead by 15 minutes. She asked the person sitting next to her what this was all about.
"Well, as I understand it, each of these clocks represents some man down on Earth. Each time he commits adultery, his time is advanced by 15 minutes."
"Can you tell me which is my husband's clock?" Hillary asked St. Peter.
"Oh, yes," St. Peter replied. "God has it in his office. He uses it as a fan."
2007-08-22 09:51:02 · 20 answers · asked by Queen Latifah 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahhaa very good .................. pmsl
2007-08-22 10:11:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
its a funny joke, but the funny part isn't about hilary and bill. Its that you can imagine that with just a wife has an accident and an early demise...
I think its great shes running for president.
funny joke, too!
2007-08-22 17:07:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got it, and it was funny, but what's with the christianity jokes? there's nothing funny about christianity. and her husband , ithought, was a great president, and just because she wants to be the first woman president, doesn't mean she's going to hell. that's terrible to all the other answerers who said that. there's nothing wrong with her or her husband. don't judge anyone until you actually know them.
2007-08-22 16:56:46 · answer #3 · answered by CAR0LINE! :] 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-22 20:10:48 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao Bills in the office , maybe monica is with him lmao . thx for the laughs, a bad week ahead of me and thx for cheering me up
star for you my friend
2007-08-22 17:20:26 · answer #5 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-08-23 12:54:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol . nice joke about clinton but where was leweinskys clock . i bet it was in hillarys purse lol .
2007-08-22 16:58:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMSUIAO That's what he get's for Fannying around LOL
2007-08-23 12:53:38 · answer #8 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one... but I'm pretty sure Hilary is not gonna make it to heaven.
2007-08-22 16:54:47 · answer #9 · answered by DrewS 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a goodurn...
Star for ya, and I'ma pass that one on.
2007-08-22 17:03:48 · answer #10 · answered by dearly departed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke.
The only problem is...she's going to the other place.
2007-08-22 16:57:17 · answer #11 · answered by fizznik 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋