Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in
one week and found the boss waiting for him. "What's the
story this time, Jones?" he asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a
good excuse for a change."
Jones sighed, "Everything went wrong this morning, Boss.
The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in
ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than
let you down, I swam across the river -- look, my suit's still
damp -- ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Thompson's
helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was
carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes."
"You'll have to do better than that, Jones," said the boss,
obviously disappointed. "No woman can get ready in ten
minutes."
2007-08-22 09:42:32 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its ok, but sad to say ive heard better.......
2007-08-22 09:47:04 · answer #1 · answered by mattb77 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One good story deserves another.
THREE THINGS TO PONDER...
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
Cows
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to
the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And they tracked
her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million
illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each
of them a cow.
The Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it
has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
The Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal, "Thou Shalt
Not commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of
lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.
2007-08-22 12:58:10 · answer #2 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Being up to late at night is a relative type of late. You may be tired if you don't get enough sleep. Otherwise, it's never too late until death. Then you can't do a thing about it. I am always up too late. I feel better when it's "late" for most others.
2016-05-20 01:25:11 · answer #3 · answered by cristi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not too bad
ive seen worse especially when there is a mirror in front of me
i am going to buy another paper in future
look on the bright side of life
things can only get better
2007-08-29 09:08:59 · answer #4 · answered by itsa o 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe
2007-08-22 09:57:43 · answer #5 · answered by Double D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry-only gave me a yawn. Since it is almost 2 a.m. maybe the yawn indicates a need to hit the sack and not because of your joke. Or both.
2007-08-29 19:49:23 · answer #6 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2007-08-22 11:20:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-22 15:32:37 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol good one, a well deserved star for you. thx for the laughs, keep em coming :)
2007-08-22 12:11:59 · answer #9 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2007-08-29 13:50:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one have a star.
2007-08-27 15:28:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋