She dug the plot on Monday, the soil was rich and fine
But she forgot to put the dinner on, so out we went to dine.
She planted roses Tuesday, she says they are a must.
They really were quite lovely, but she forgot to dust.
On Wednesday it was daisies they opened with the sun,
All pinks and whites and yellows, but the laundry wasn't done.
The poppies came on Thursday all bright and cherry red,
I guess she really was engrossed, she never made the bed.
It was violets here on Friday in colours she adores,
It never bothered her at all, the dirt upon our floors.
Saturday I hired a maid, I'd not admit defeat,
She can garden all she wants now and the house will still be neat
It's nearly lunchtime Sunday I cannot find the maid,
Oh I don't believe it. She's out there alongside my wife with her own spade!
2007-08-22 09:36:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Enjoyed those. Thanks
2007-08-22 09:49:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-22 20:23:54 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, gardeners will love this one.
2007-08-22 17:10:07 · answer #3 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one, thx for the laugh , keep posting
2007-08-23 00:28:22 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so what your saying is its time to salt the garden.
2007-08-22 17:08:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
what the hell?
is that suposed to be a joke?
2007-08-22 16:45:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
i dont get it
2007-08-22 16:49:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Thanks for the laugh
2007-08-22 17:00:40 · answer #8 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
uh.....
2007-08-22 16:45:39 · answer #9 · answered by Alaina 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
nice one thanks .
2007-08-22 16:46:43 · answer #10 · answered by heavymetalbitch 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋