Old Lady In Court
Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady:
I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney:
Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady:
There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney:
Did you know him?
Little Old Lady:
No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney:
What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady:
He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady:
No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney:
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney
Why not?
Little Old Lady:
His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney:
What happened next?
Little Old Lady:
Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me now!"
Defense Attorney:
Did he take you?
Little Old Lady:
Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard
2007-08-22 09:23:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
have a star ... thats good hun
2007-08-22 09:29:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmfaoooooooooooo nice one . i wonder if the the old lady rub her gun on the guys bumm b4 shootimg him. lol
thumbs up friend 10/10 for yah
2007-08-22 09:51:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol good one, a well deserved star for you. thx for the laughs, keep em coming :)
2007-08-22 12:00:20 · answer #3 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one and the young man would of had the time of his life , he had the chance to come , but he ended up going
2016-04-01 09:11:23 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that right there's funny. I don't care who ya are.
Star worthy. I will pass this one along!
2007-08-22 09:52:35 · answer #5 · answered by dearly departed 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe.. Star for u
2007-08-22 09:27:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I loved it, and I'm going to tell that one to my grandma, LOL!
2007-08-22 09:34:37 · answer #7 · answered by Michelle S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! lol!
2007-08-22 13:13:19 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love it lol
star
2007-08-22 09:38:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol thats really funny
2007-08-22 09:28:37 · answer #10 · answered by excitement 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋