One day God and Adam were walking the garden. God told Adam it was time to populate the earth. He told Adam, "Adam, you can start by kissing Eve."
Adam replied "God, what is a kiss?"
God told Adam and Adam went and took behind the bush and kissed her.
A little while later, Adam came back out with a big smile and said "Wow Lord! That was great!! What next?"
God said, "Adam, I now want you to caress Eve."
Adam says, "Lord what is caress?"
God explained it to Adam and he again took her behind the bush.
A little while later, he came out and said "Lord that was even better than a kiss! What next."
God said, "Here is what gets the deed done. I now want you to take Eve and make love to her."
Adam said "Lord, what is make love?"
God explained and Adam took Eve behind the bush
A few seconds later, he came out and said "Lord, what is a headache?"
2007-08-22 08:56:40 · 11 answers · asked by Queen Latifah 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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you soooooooooooo funny
2007-08-22 21:44:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh...good one...here's the one that you deserve
A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should."
"Why not?" the pastor asked. "I really need to use a restroom!"
"Well, I don't think you should. There is a statue of a naked woman in there -- and she's only covered by a fig leaf!"
"Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll look the other way!"
So, the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the restroom.
After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again! He went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. When I came in here, the place was hopping with music and dancing. Then the room became absolutely quiet. I went to the restroom, and now the place is hopping again."
"Well, now you're one of us!" said the bartender. "Would you like a drink too?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled pastor.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf is lifted on the statue, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about a drink?"
CHeeRioS
2007-08-22 16:03:25 · answer #2 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO Thats probably the first time it was said LOL
2007-08-23 12:50:51 · answer #3 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-22 20:51:03 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Marriage, where would the Tylenol company be without it.
2007-08-22 16:02:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao now that how it all started, thaught they were bored so explored themselves hehehehe
star hun
2007-08-22 17:04:52 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical!
Nice one!
2007-08-22 16:19:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaa brilliant hun!!! lol
2007-08-22 16:35:06 · answer #8 · answered by babyblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehee - cute!
2007-08-22 16:05:03 · answer #9 · answered by Pecan Pie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
& no aspirin lol
2007-08-22 17:09:04 · answer #10 · answered by MYKLIA G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋