A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
2007-08-22 08:49:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahhaha
2007-08-22 08:54:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Literally dead funny!
2007-08-22 09:20:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-22 13:27:27 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol good one, a well deserved star for you. thx for the laughs, keep em coming :)
2007-08-22 12:03:38 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still good
2007-08-22 09:09:51 · answer #5 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes haha good one haha star on the way
2007-08-22 08:54:10 · answer #6 · answered by Spot 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
soooooooo funny, with friends like that who needs enemies.lol
2007-08-22 10:37:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Made me smile
2007-08-22 08:55:59 · answer #8 · answered by Gemma T 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was cruel but so so funny.
2007-08-22 09:45:36 · answer #9 · answered by . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats cool i like that one. its funny
2007-08-22 08:57:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol star for you
2007-08-22 10:18:54 · answer #11 · answered by mattb77 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋