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One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little Johnny.

Having found Johnny she told and showed him what her problem was.

Johnny's face grew serious and he said, "You know, I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"

2007-08-22 08:33:58 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

26 answers

lol good one, thx for the laugh , keep posting

2007-08-22 17:29:34 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1 0

Haha. Funny, didn't see that coming. Typical of Little Johnny, he'll grow up to be a nut!

2007-08-22 15:51:19 · answer #2 · answered by discombobulated girl 4 · 3 0

Din't you like....jist post the same joke?

Anyhow, here's another one for you

A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day, she dials her

home and a strange woman answers.
The woman says, " Who is this?"
"This is the maid," answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid" , said the woman.
The maid says, "I was hired this morning by the man of the house.
The woman says, "Well, this is his wife. Is he there?"
The maid replied, "he is upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I

figured was his wife."
The woman is fuming. she says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to

make $50,000?"
The maid says, "What will I have to do?" The woman tells her, "I want you

to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the jerk and the witch he's with."
The maid puts the phone down; the woman hears footsteps and the gun

shots.
The maid comes back to the phone, "What do I do with the bodies?"
The woman says, "Throw them in the swimming pool."
Puzzled, the maid answers, "But there's no pool here."
A long pause and the woman says,

"Is this 555-4821?"

CHeeRioS

2007-08-22 15:39:18 · answer #3 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 4 3

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-08-22 20:54:44 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

lol star 4 u

2007-08-22 15:46:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Among other things. LoL!

Too funny.

*star*

2007-08-22 15:39:12 · answer #6 · answered by mskaityw 3 · 2 0

ha ha x

2007-08-22 15:44:11 · answer #7 · answered by HappyChick 4 · 3 0

what a dumb Johnny , but lovely story

2007-08-22 15:57:19 · answer #8 · answered by aragorn 1 · 3 0

ha ha

2007-08-22 15:37:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Ha Ha very good.

2007-08-22 16:12:29 · answer #10 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 3 0

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