A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was.
"It's a period,'' said the little boy.
"Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''
''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."
2007-08-22 08:28:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes no8 a star on the way haha good one.
2007-08-22 08:33:33 · answer #1 · answered by Spot 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
HAHHA....one of my all time favourites...here's one for you
A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should."
"Why not?" the pastor asked. "I really need to use a restroom!"
"Well, I don't think you should. There is a statue of a naked woman in there -- and she's only covered by a fig leaf!"
"Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll look the other way!"
So, the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the restroom.
After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again! He went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. When I came in here, the place was hopping with music and dancing. Then the room became absolutely quiet. I went to the restroom, and now the place is hopping again."
"Well, now you're one of us!" said the bartender. "Would you like a drink too?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled pastor.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf is lifted on the statue, the lights go out in the whole place. Now, how about a drink?"
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2007-08-22 08:32:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Are you diabetic? Type 1 Diabetes is one of the most common causes of unexplained weight loss. This could cause you to miss your period. I'd go to the doctor and get checked up if I were you, maybe you aren't well enough to have your period. And I highly doubt it's cancer in your fallopian tubes. There are SO many things a missed period can indicate to, so just don't listen to anyone that's giving you a specific disorder.
2016-04-01 09:00:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good 1
2007-08-22 08:33:34 · answer #4 · answered by Strider 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-22 13:38:47 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah V good
2007-08-22 08:51:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-08-22 08:33:46 · answer #7 · answered by Alan F 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol good one, a well deserved star for you. thx for the laughs, keep em coming :)
2007-08-22 12:26:45 · answer #8 · answered by Deedee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha. thats funny
2007-08-22 08:32:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LoL! How funny!
*Star* for you.
2007-08-22 08:31:35 · answer #10 · answered by mskaityw 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋