At A Southern Garage
After our daughter's car wouldn't start, for the 5th time, we asked
our neighbors, northern implants, like us, who to call.
They suggested the local garage and told us to ask for the manager,
Ahmed. An unusual name for the owner of "Rebel Garage", but who were
we to judge. So we called him.
"Hello, Ed speaking. How can I help you?" said the guy who answered
the phone.
"I'm sorry," I said. "I was looking for Ahmed."
"This is Ahmed," came the reply. "How can I help you?"
"I thought you just said your name was Ed?" I asked.
"It is. But whenever I say 'Ahmed,' people think down here think I'm
saying, 'I'm Ed.' I figure it's just easier to be Ed."
2007-08-22 08:21:34 · 9 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha nice one. lol!!
:-)))
2007-08-22 10:49:40 · answer #1 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kinda funny..here's a joke for you
Enjoy
Speeding
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following
exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's
card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after shot and killed the woman
who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was
quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to
handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, may I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the owner's card. The driver owned the
car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a
gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was
nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a
body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told
him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox,
and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Really? Ain't that something? And I'll bet the lying sucker told
you I was speeding, too ...
CHeeRioS
2007-08-22 15:31:50 · answer #2 · answered by twinkLe 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
With the southern drawl, funny!
2007-08-22 15:40:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that southern slang cracks me up, keep posting my Friend, star for you thx for the laughs
2007-08-22 17:17:02 · answer #4 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny so have a star
2007-08-22 15:33:52 · answer #5 · answered by Queen Latifah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just trying the accent out x hiya puggy x
2007-08-22 15:45:01 · answer #6 · answered by orac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! lol! Funny!
2007-08-22 20:41:02 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-08-22 15:57:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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LMAO!!
2007-08-22 16:01:06 · answer #9 · answered by . 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋