make up a random answer...keep it clean but make it hilarious
2007-08-22 07:49:01 · 18 answers · asked by ya know 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You see officer, its not that I was speeding, its just that the trees are going the other direction tonight.
2007-08-22 08:19:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two reasons:
42
&
Chuck Norris
2007-08-22 16:39:55 · answer #2 · answered by gedd500 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why... do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
2007-08-22 15:14:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because Eve had to eat that stinkin' apple. I told her not to, but she wouldnt listen lol
2007-08-22 14:55:09 · answer #4 · answered by lAURA w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the aggie only had $2 and a pickle.
2007-08-22 15:12:08 · answer #5 · answered by biteme 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why? Because chewing gum, snot, and duct tape was the only thing holding it together!
2007-08-22 14:58:36 · answer #6 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because when I got here I ran out of beer,
that's why you need to share yours....
2007-08-22 16:31:58 · answer #7 · answered by highendsystems 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the dog turned left
2007-08-22 15:33:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do people say smell this and it's something that smells really bad.
2007-08-22 16:49:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the gunny sack was in the truck
2007-08-22 15:14:18 · answer #10 · answered by nambenative 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋