I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend, She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me and that was my mother-in-law-to-be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, and she sometimes flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable.
One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived she whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. SO before I got married and committed my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.
What could I say? I was in total shock and couldn’t say a word. So she said, “I’ll go to the bedroom, and if you are up to it, just come and get me.’ I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and instead went to the front door. I opened it and stepped outside the house. Her husband was standing outside and, with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, “We are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn’t have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”
Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.
2007-08-22 07:34:22 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Laughed my bottom off!
2007-08-22 07:41:04 · answer #1 · answered by Nickynackynoo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Along the same vein.....
A young man goes into a pharmacy and purchases a pack of condoms. While doing so, he and the pharmacist strike up a conversation about how the evening is going to go. "Yep", dinner at her house and then off for the evening said the young man. Putting the condoms in his pockets he leaves and later on shows up at his girlfriends for dinner.
Sitting at the table, the girls father comes home, sits at the table, and they bow their head for grace. Noticing that her boyfriend keeps his head bowed longer than expected she inquires that she didnt know he was so religious. He said, He didnt know her father was a pharmacist !
2007-08-22 16:40:19 · answer #2 · answered by orion_1812@yahoo.com 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
NudeSkulL, I think you and I heard the same version. I heard that it was the sis. It's funny tho no matter how you look at it.
*Star* for you.
2007-08-22 08:20:24 · answer #3 · answered by mskaityw 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10 and a star is on its way! *
2007-08-22 08:41:39 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOOL
haha
starred
2007-08-22 07:43:03 · answer #5 · answered by ThePoloHole 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-08-22 14:20:38 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao, that was terrible funny!!! Of course, just plan terrible too. >_<
Great joke. ^_^ lol
2007-08-22 11:30:02 · answer #7 · answered by A 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no.I think he ought to have his condoms on him to keep away the oncoming disaster( later) on his head !
2007-08-22 23:53:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one, thx for the laugh , keep posting
2007-08-22 17:31:29 · answer #9 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!!!!! that was hilarious ...... im still laffin now lol thanks for that...... well at least there is still SOME true,loyal men in this world - shame about the rest .....i bet ur family was very proud
2007-08-22 07:47:22 · answer #10 · answered by hunkhunter2k7 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋